Funny

Haeli: "Mommy can we watch more 'George'?"

Me: No
Haeli: "Why?"
Me: "Cause your brain will turn to mush if we watch too much t.v."
Haeli: "Yeah and we'll turn into potato couches!"

Quick funny

Our home teachers, Brother Smith and Mason Fernandez came by this afternoon. After a good visit our girls were saying goodbye
Maili: "Bye brother Smif, bye Satan"
Kevin: Oh Maili it's Mason not Satan
hehehehehehe

common funny

It happens a lot so I just need to document this.

I love when my kids are knocking on the door to the bathroom when I'm in it or the back sliding door when they're outside and I'm inside or even just getting our attention and they say
"It's me Haeli Wilkins!" or "It's me Maili"  It cracks me up!

quip #2

On our way to Maili's soccer game
Maili: oh goody, daddy gets to be the coach today!
Haeli: Then who gets to be the daddy?

Short funnies

Home Teacher:  "I have just a tiny lesson for you Maili and Haeli"
Later after lesson
Maili:  "Bruder Smif-That wasn't such a tiny lesson."

Maili: "oh mom look at all that dirt over there." What are they doing?"
me: "hmmm that is a lot...I don't know what they're doing"
Maili: "I think it's compost" "ewwwww"
Maili: "If you eat compost you'll die"

Haeli: "scuse me mom, scuse me"
Me: "What Haeli?"
Haeli: I got tell ya somtin"
Me: "What do you need to tell me?"
Haeli: "Ummm  I wuv you"
awwwww

Funnies

Setting: In the car on the way home....Haeli is about to nod off

and I don't want her to.

Me: "Hold on sweetheart we're almost there. Just hold on."

Maybe 20 seconds later

Haeli:"Mommy"

Me: Turning around "What sweetie"

Haeli: Clenching fists really tightly "I'm holding on mommy"

Too cute!

#2

Setting: The Mayan Restaurant (a jungle place with live divers)

Maili: Do those guys have to stay naked ALL day?