Short funnies

Home Teacher:  "I have just a tiny lesson for you Maili and Haeli"
Later after lesson
Maili:  "Bruder Smif-That wasn't such a tiny lesson."

Maili: "oh mom look at all that dirt over there." What are they doing?"
me: "hmmm that is a lot...I don't know what they're doing"
Maili: "I think it's compost" "ewwwww"
Maili: "If you eat compost you'll die"

Haeli: "scuse me mom, scuse me"
Me: "What Haeli?"
Haeli: I got tell ya somtin"
Me: "What do you need to tell me?"
Haeli: "Ummm  I wuv you"
awwwww